i think jane should???? just suick jake’s dick all the time
i think jane should???? just suick jake’s dick all the time
my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
i left the microwave unattended
my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
do you ever hear a guy say “im not gay” and just

rosemary cecaelia au where rose gets beached and kanaya finds her and brings her back to the ocean
Dave: internetsensationjakesurname
Terezi: quinnegbert
ok yo tumblrs lame and wont let you post more than one audio post so im posting this. fun
me trying to explain what cis means when drunk and im just now realizing tht that doesnt even say cis fuvck
“I’m w8ing for you, Pupa.”
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time for my first drink of mountain dew code red in 7 years
i’m so fucking ready
FUCKING DELICIOUS